Random Story Generator! 2: What Would You Do Next?

[phoenix923]

He- Pudding began to horribly break dance and upon seeing how horrible his dancing was the ultra samurai's head exploded and hundreds tennis rabbits sprang forth and licked he-pudding clean turning him back to Shaid. Then out of nowhere...

1. Nothing happened!!!OMG!!
2. A bookworm appeared.

[cateyes]

Then out of nowhere nothing happened!!!OMG!! He had broken the random rapid fire of attacks! Shaid lifted his head feeling accomplished when:

1. A rabid micheal jackson look-a-like jumped through the window.
2. The ministery of silly walks invaded (monty pyton, look it up on youtube)
3. His bladder exploded....

[mano]

His bladder exploded, shaid dropped to the floor writhing in pain... then all of the sudden:

1.) an angel appeared who looking exactly like dark magician girl =D
2.) a devil appeared who looking like miriacle flipper
3.) the cheeto fairy appeared and granted him one and a half wish

[phoenix923]

The Cheeto fairy descended down on Shaid claiming it could grand him one wish and a half. His first wish was that his bladder was back to normal. His second wish was for a pair of Stiletto high heel shoes. The fairy granted both wishes and gave him one shoe. Shaid then heard something behind him. It was...

1. A Nintendo Power Magazine
2. Half a watch
3. A floating creepy smiley face
4. A boot...IN SPACE!!!!!

[mano]

Shaid couldnt believe what he saw, with a heavenly light shining down upon it, nintendo power issue #1. He went to pick it up when:

1.) the magazine bit him!
2.) ryan dove at the magazine from out of nowhere shouting "miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiineeeeeeeeeeeeee"
3.) dark magician appeared and snatched up the magazine!

[cateyes]

Ryan dove at the magazine from out of nowhere shouting "miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiineeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and snatched it like a ninja. He then did a touchdown dance and threw the magazine to the ground and stomped on it. In disbelief of what he just did, Ryan pouted and asked, "Where's that fairy?" Shaid....

1. Hit Ryan with a foam bat
2. Flew away on a skateboard
3. Ran into the street but got his Stiletto high heel stuck in a vent
4. Got attacked by teenage mutant ninja turtles

[mano]

shaid then pulled out a 32' foam bat from out of nowhere, caus thats how these things go. He then swings at ryan who shouts out "transform!!!" he then turns into the pink ranger from power rangers. Shaid then:

1.) threw away the foam bat and took out a light-saber
2.) grabs dark magician girls' wand and casts ookazi
3.) turns in to geki genger 4 !!!!!!!

[Ukitake-Kutaru]

Shaid then grabs Dark Magician Girls' wand and casts ookazi. Ryan dodges the first blast but gets hit by two more and yells:

1.) "My pants are on fire!!!" and grabs a bottle of water to put them out
2.) "My raisins!" and eats them
3.) "Teme!!"
4.) "中原小麦ファーストライブin日本中年館!!!" and starts singing random anime songs!

[mano]

ryan randomly starts singing "中原小麦ファーストライブin日本È 13;年館!!!" Shaid realizes that he cannot win against such beautiful music, so...

1.) he rips out ryans vocal cords
2.) he knocks the wind out of ryan
3.) he takes out his ukalale and starts playing along with ryans vocal expressions
4.) he clubs him on the head with the wand, since its out of ookazi's

[Ukitake-Kutaru]

He takes out his ukalale and starts playing along. Then they ride into the sunset on horses that randomly appeared out of hammer space when...

1.) All of time and space begin to rip apart thrusting Ryan and Shaid into oblivion
2.) Random Background Anime Character #52 shows up
3.) A large bowl of ramen falls on Shaid
4.) An oasis of soda and Pop Rocks appears in the distance

[mano]

an oasis of vanilla coke appeared before them "omg vanilla coke, that is the most vile thing in the world" shaid said ryan, furious about what shaid said then:

1.) throws a exploding boisenberry at shaid
2.) throws shaid in the pool of vanilla coke screaming "how do you like it now!"
3.) he drops bacon in his pants
4.) he puts on a zoro mask and screams "justice will be mine"