Random Story Generator!

[elementalshaid]

Let's make a really random story! Please feel free to twist it anyway you want with your crazy imaginations! Who wants to start...keep each submission short and different...there is NO PLOT EVER!



Each time you submit you increase your chance to get some karma!
Karma will be awarded to regular posters and the most creative!
Must Post at least twice to get any Karma!
Furthermore people with the most crazy posts will earn the title of RSG! Crazy Contributor! and a cool trophy pic!

[phoenix923]

The man stood on top of a hill, striking a superhero pose. He looked to the left, and then to the right, gazing over the vast field of chicken nugget trees and spork bushes. He hears a cow barking in the distance.

He takes in a deep breath through his nostrils, grins and says "Smells like purple." while nodding his head.

[cateyes]

He was so super that when he nodded his head it came off and streamers went everywhere. Little kids danced in the streets as streamers flew down. Suddenly someone spilled some salt and caused the world to go into darkness. In the darkness could be heard Micky Mouse screaming, "My diapers!"

[elementalshaid]

As diapers scattered everywhere a giant purple cow appeared and started to glow a bright green. The cow then shouted "Pudding!"

[phoenix923]

The cow then blasted a torrent of pudding out of its utters on the unsuspecting milkmen, covering their lettuce. They then began throwing the lettuce at each other claiming that their pants were superior.

[Phoenixwildfire]

While pants superiority was debated, giant monkey robots suddenly ripped through the fabric of time, throwing grenade bananas and declaring their mastery over this dimension.

[cateyes]

ants became smart and decided to shrink everyone down to their size. There was a huge battle between the now small monkey robots and the ants. They all fell and created holes in the ground where apple sauce then exploded from.

[phoenix923]

The peanut people of jelly island rejoiced at the raining applesauce while they were tending to their crops of garbage. It'll make the garbage grow more tender and allow it to be easily ingested by the volcano of silliness. Then it will erupt and magical pixie jawbreakers will fall to the earth.

[marauder]

The volcano then erupted and covered the world in chocolate sauce. One gagillion years passed and the sauce melted. Underneath the sauce was a baby turtle.

[elementalshaid]

The giant purple cow re-appeared and started to glow a bright orange. The cow then shouted "Who's baby turtle is this?" The cow then vanished, leaving no trace of it's existence.

[phoenix923]

A lone water bottle full of randomly assorted rocks and vinegar sat on top of a barber pole looking on the tastiness of the post apocalyptic chocolate sauce.

It seen the baby turtle, bubbled and thought to itself, "this isn't a baby turtle?! It's... ooh Shiney!"

[wish]

The...bubbly thing...then made the "SHINEY MOAR DODGE LENSFLARE DESU PLZ @w@" face and blinded the grass with such ninja-brightness even the sun couldn't believe it. The fishes in the clouds blew up like rain hitting cactus on the street.

[cateyes]

The cacus smelled of smiley faces. A cat erupted from the cactus eating apple pie and dancing on stickers. Suddenly spartans rushed houses and stole blankets from all the monkeys and yelled, "we will battle in the shade of comfy blanket goodness!"

[Phoenixwildfire]

Suddenly a giant purple puppy-eating dragon stormed into the scene, eating blankets and shouting "I am the golf ball!" He ran off, replaced by a random kitten who smiled, revealing rows of fangs. The cat bit a tear in reality and vanished, leaving only marshmallows and golden yarn.

[cateyes]

the golden yarn started to strangle people and became rainbows. A kid with wings flew in, farted butterflies and took his leave. The new spread of butterflies made all the apples come out and they dance the salsa.